SoyBoyMama

Apparently I have to meet the following criteria to maintain my stay-at-home mom accreditation:

1. •Drive a minivan (check -- swore I would never drive one, but man, do I love that thing);
   

2. •Have a house in the ‘burbs with at least one room painted deep red, bonus if a room features a laser-cut inspirational saying applied to the wall (double-check);
   

3. •Have children who know Costco, Target and/or IKEA as well as they know their grandparents’ house (check); and
   

4. •Maintain a blog (damn).
   

So, to make sure they don’t revoke my license and throw me back into Corporate America, I give you ... My Blog.